FailMaster first appeared pre-1k, but didn't start posting regularly until around 2k. FailMaster will start an argument with just about anyone, all in good fun of course. He'll be friends with pretty much anyone, and always has something sarcastic to say. Quattro seems to think he is FailMasters rival, though FailMaster would never have someone as pathetic as him as his rival.

He enjoys long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and making love under the moonlight.